Miss me much?

[Mike Birbiglia]

I know you guys are already missing me a bunch, as much the same I'm missing you. But I wanted to let you know I'm doing alright! My short stint in the BB house has already lead to exciting endorsements such as the one I'm doing for Downy right now. I'm currently doing a week long stay in a Macy's window to promote Downy. Check me out at Downy.com to see how things are going and you can even shoot me a couple questions. Just when I thought I was done being subjected to cameras 24 hours a day, I do a stunt like this!

[Lindsay Lohan]

Love you mike!

[Nicki Minaj]

shit, getting that big camera time huh?
You fancy you fancy.

[Drew Van Acker]

Dear Mike, I do miss your funny jokes

[Britney Spears]

Love You Mike, I'll be joining you soon My LOVE!!!!

[Mike Birbiglia]

Thanks for the love guys! Love you back! Brit if you do go out, we'll have all kinds of fun in the Prejury Lounge. I've just been waiting for someone who is alive to come and play with me.

Here is a little diddy joke for Drew and everyone that appreciates them!

How can you tell a tree is a dogwood?

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Sorry if that one was a little out there for some!

[Lindsay Lohan]

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[Mike Birbiglia]

It's been a little since I've blessed everyone with a joke. So odds say that I'm going to do it again.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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Not me though, I live by one pair of pants, forever! I rather live by no pants but they've got laws against that.

[Nicki Minaj]

I never wear pants ..... I like airing out my cooch...

P.s. I MISS YOU MOTHERFUCKER....

[Sean Hayes]

Nicki, you so RAUNCHY girl. ew.

and mike, that one's bad, i got that before i read the punchline. silly boy.

[Nicki Minaj]

Haha I didn't realize there was a joke till you said that. FLAT ASSED BITCH<3 LOVE YOU POOKIE.