Britney Spears Chats

[Mike Birbiglia]

Mike Bahooski: (9:31:57 PM) Britney!
Britney Spears: (9:32:25 PM) MIKE!!!
Britney Spears: (9:32:30 PM) *jumps on*
Britney Spears: (9:32:43 PM) We're sharing a bed isn't that so sexy?
Mike Bahooski: (9:33:13 PM) Oh! It's like awesome, now the real question is, would you have chosen that bed had you not just been forced into it?
Mike Bahooski: (9:33:16 PM)
Britney Spears: (9:33:59 PM) Of course, that way Nicki & I can take advantage of you
Britney Spears: (9:34:09 PM) I can show you what my song "3" is really about
Britney Spears: (9:34:11 PM)
Mike Bahooski: (9:34:48 PM) I know, Ideally I was hoping I would be in the middle of your two, but really two ladies next to one another is about just as good, sometimes I just enjoy watching
Mike Bahooski: (9:34:56 PM) haha
Mike Bahooski: (9:35:13 PM) 3 is a crowd, I think I'll put that on, get me in the mood
Britney Spears: (9:35:44 PM) Well Nicki & I are going to keep each other warm at night
Britney Spears: (9:35:51 PM) so you may hear some moaning
Britney Spears: (9:36:51 PM) But if it was just you & me , You'd be begging to If You Seek Amy
Mike Bahooski: (9:37:39 PM) that's alright, that's one thing I don't mind keeping me up at night, and I that's saying a lot when someone like me that love sleeping as much as I do would put that in the background
Mike Bahooski: (9:38:11 PM) yeah I like that song too, it's almost like a lot of your songs have sexual undertone, is that intentional?
Mike Bahooski: (9:38:16 PM)
Britney Spears: (9:39:05 PM) Yes it is intentional
Britney Spears: (9:39:06 PM)
Mike Bahooski: (9:43:06 PM) How was your luck, if any with the HoH?
Britney Spears: (9:43:51 PM) Uhm, I think I did ok...
Britney Spears: (9:44:04 PM) I went on my AIM messaged all my friends to vote
Britney Spears: (9:44:08 PM) whoever was online
Mike Bahooski: (9:46:02 PM) Haha, i tried to get some, not sure what luck I have, some people said they did, and I know for certain I got mom to vote for me! Although voting online is abstract to my mom....what....I don't see your name.... Oye!
Mike Bahooski: (9:46:10 PM) gotta love her though
Britney Spears: (9:46:26 PM) hahaha love mothers
Mike Bahooski: (9:48:21 PM) She would probably do what ever I told her to do though. She's not very computer savy so she takes my word for everything
Britney Spears: (9:50:51 PM) haha awesome, I'm hoping we can get my mother to vote
Mike Bahooski: (9:51:56 PM) did you just see there is a twist in the game already! like it's only the first round!
Mike Bahooski: (9:51:58 PM) haha
Mike Bahooski: (9:57:48 PM) crazy!
Mike Bahooski: (9:58:00 PM) I want to be an A-lister
Britney Spears: (9:58:44 PM) Me too
Mike Bahooski: (9:58:53 PM) you already are britney!
Britney Spears: (9:58:53 PM) I can't imagine Britney Spears on the D- List
Britney Spears: (9:58:57 PM) lol
Mike Bahooski: (9:58:57 PM) you are beautiful
Britney Spears: (9:59:01 PM) Thanks hunny
Britney Spears: (9:59:03 PM) <3
Mike Bahooski: (9:59:07 PM) <3
Britney Spears: (10:29:36 PM) OMG COngrats
Britney Spears: (10:29:38 PM) I think you won
Britney Spears: (10:29:46 PM) we were in first together by viewers
Britney Spears: (10:29:58 PM) and you got 5th I got 6th on the 2nd poll
Mike Bahooski: (10:30:30 PM) Really? I guess it all comes down to what other poll? You are doing really well though, congrats so far! I hope one of us can pull it off!
Britney Spears: (10:31:01 PM) the 2nd part you came in 5th
Britney Spears: (10:31:04 PM) i've got 6th
Mike Bahooski: (10:31:12 PM) it'll come down to the Houseguest pole, which is the largest portion
Britney Spears: (10:31:21 PM) oh true
Britney Spears: (10:31:58 PM) You're in the Top of that one too
Britney Spears: (10:32:02 PM) 1st Place portion
Mike Bahooski: (10:32:28 PM) Oh shoot, it could be close then!
Britney Spears: (10:33:13 PM) I think you won Babe
Britney Spears: (10:33:14 PM)
Mike Bahooski: (10:34:56 PM) I think you might be right! wahooooo!
Mike Bahooski: (10:35:25 PM) The only one that could challenge would be noah
Mike Bahooski: (10:43:30 PM) Looks Like it's Noah
Britney Spears: (10:54:26 PM) Aww.. I wuld have liked if you won
Britney Spears: (10:54:31 PM) that would have been cool
Britney Spears: (10:54:37 PM) so who do you think he'll nominate?
Mike Bahooski: (10:54:44 PM) Sorry I'm not an A-lister I'd put you up in the A list in place of someone else
Mike Bahooski: (10:55:03 PM) I have no clue, I think he's been inundated with messages right now
Mike Bahooski: (10:55:07 PM) I mean sorry I'm not HoH
Britney Spears: (10:57:22 PM) You didn't make the A-List either?
Britney Spears: (10:57:25 PM) that's crazy
Britney Spears: (10:57:46 PM) You made it babes
Britney Spears: (10:57:47 PM) lol
Mike Bahooski: (10:58:42 PM) yeah, I just realized that, haha, I wish you would have... Sorry you didn't, next round will hopefully be different, I wonder who he will nominate
Britney Spears: (10:59:15 PM) I hope Noah will see my GIF I posted and feel bad for me and bump me up
Britney Spears: (10:59:25 PM) I'm so sad...

[Mike Birbiglia]

Britney Spears: (9:00:49 PM) Hey!
Mike Bahooski: (9:02:27 PM) Hey Britney, how are you doing??
Britney Spears: (9:03:29 PM) i'm doing alright.. i'm sorta sad
Britney Spears: (9:03:55 PM) someone took away my karma's
Britney Spears: (9:04:30 PM) i'm not sure what i did, to make people like hate me.. i did nothing
Britney Spears: (9:04:41 PM) but i love my haters...
Britney Spears: (9:04:54 PM) have you seen the POV competition? looks tough
Mike Bahooski: (9:05:26 PM) yeah, I'm working on it right now, and blowing chunks on it
Mike Bahooski: (9:05:28 PM) haha
Mike Bahooski: (9:05:35 PM) sorry about any haters
Mike Bahooski: (9:05:54 PM) you didn't say anything wrong to anyone though?
Britney Spears: (9:06:20 PM) i know.. it's just sad
Britney Spears: (9:06:28 PM) i'm having trouble getting on the board
Britney Spears: (9:06:34 PM) is proboards acting up for yu?
Mike Bahooski: (9:08:26 PM) yeah, several times tonight it's blocked me from getting to the site. I'm on the picture and have just been staying there
Britney Spears: (9:08:55 PM) hmm.. i can't get on the board
Britney Spears: (9:09:08 PM) i seen the picture tho I think i'll work on it 2morrow
Britney Spears: (9:09:45 PM) btw I think you're like prob one of my favorite people in the house right now, I don't think you knew that but I adore you
Britney Spears: (9:09:54 PM) you're so cute with your comments I love them
Britney Spears: (9:09:58 PM) Cannonball in the Hottub
Britney Spears: (9:09:59 PM) haha
Mike Bahooski: (9:12:09 PM) haha, thanks! i appreciate that! I just want to be able to make people laugh, and I love getting to chat with people. You really have been a pleasure to talk to as well. like some people just sit there and don't say anything or ignore me, even if I chat them up all the time
Britney Spears: (9:12:56 PM) I don't like people who do that, like I would sit there and be like "HELLO?" "ARE YOU DEAD?"
Britney Spears: (9:13:04 PM) haha.. but I totally know what you mean
Britney Spears: (9:13:20 PM) and you're very welcome
Mike Bahooski: (9:13:42 PM) sorry if I'm slow to respond, I suck at typing a lot, specially when I have a couple IMs going too
Mike Bahooski: (9:14:09 PM) it's not often that I'm bless with a lady as sexy and hot as you talking to a lump like me
Mike Bahooski: (9:14:10 PM) haha
Britney Spears: (9:14:27 PM) oh that's fine dear, I know what you mean
Britney Spears: (9:14:37 PM) aww, you're sweet.. i like talking to lumps
Britney Spears: (9:14:42 PM) lol
Britney Spears: (9:14:51 PM) but you're not a lump
Britney Spears: (9:15:24 PM) idk what a lump even is...
Mike Bahooski: (9:15:47 PM) isn't there a song about lumps, I don't think you sung it though so it must be unimportant
Mike Bahooski: (9:16:05 PM) I think they are much like humps, but less attractive
Britney Spears: (9:16:25 PM) i know of my humps... like lovely ladie lumps
Britney Spears: (9:16:49 PM) that's a good song to dance too
Britney Spears: (9:17:17 PM) btw Lucy said something about giving you a lap dance, I'd be happy to be ther first to give you one
Britney Spears: (9:17:25 PM) to that song
Britney Spears: (9:17:43 PM) or we can do one of my songs... like "Breath on Me"
Mike Bahooski: (9:20:38 PM) haha! that would be awesome!!! and hot, do you think you could work somehting out with Lucy that both of you could dance up on me at once?
Britney Spears: (9:21:40 PM) Yeah we could arrange something, If I get on the boards I could post it and let her know my plan to take advantage of you
Britney Spears: (9:21:59 PM) we could make Nicki sleep on the floor tonight
Britney Spears: (9:22:01 PM) hehe..
Mike Bahooski: (9:25:34 PM) haha, sweet deal! I'm sure she won't mind, then if she wants I can switch out so she can have a little fun
Mike Bahooski: (9:25:38 PM) i never mind sharing
Mike Bahooski: (9:25:39 PM) haha
Britney Spears: (9:26:10 PM) fine with me, All the boys and all the girls are beggin' to if you seek amy
Britney Spears: (9:26:12 PM) so it's fine
Britney Spears: (9:26:19 PM) there's plenty of Britney to go around
Britney Spears: (9:26:20 PM)
Britney Spears: (9:27:31 PM) well dear, hate to cut this short but I have to go.. good luck on POV babes
Britney Spears: (9:27:45 PM) *kiss* I should be back later we'll chat
Britney Spears signed off at 9:27 PM.
Britney Spears is offline
Mike Bahooski: (9:28:25 PM) that's alright babe, I'll probably be asleep by then but have a good ngiht sleep if I don't talk to you, night sweetie! <3

[Mike Birbiglia]

Britney Spears: (9:25:12 PM) lmao! I love you!
Britney Spears: (9:25:33 PM) "is your new single that bad that Bradley put you on the D-List and Nominated you"
Britney Spears: (9:25:36 PM) I loved that
Britney Spears: (9:25:42 PM) but no it's not bad Ya'll
Britney Spears: (9:25:44 PM) i love it
Mike Bahooski: (9:28:21 PM) haha, thanks babe, I love you too
Mike Bahooski: (9:28:33 PM) sorry you made it there on the block!!
Mike Bahooski: (9:28:36 PM) how are you doing?
Britney Spears: (9:29:06 PM) I'm holding in there
Britney Spears: (9:29:12 PM) now I have to deal with a luck competition
Britney Spears: (9:29:26 PM) so, my chances at winning aren't good...
Britney Spears: (9:29:37 PM) but I'm Lucky
Britney Spears: (9:29:43 PM) not Britney this week
Britney Spears: (9:29:44 PM) haha
Mike Bahooski: (9:30:03 PM) haha, I like that song
Mike Bahooski: (9:30:15 PM) yeah I haven't even looked at PoV yet
Britney Spears: (9:30:55 PM) it's a luck competition.. so yeah let's just hope whoever wins will take me off the block.. or if they stay I think I should stay over Christie she didn't even do the competition
Mike Bahooski: (9:32:07 PM) exactly! strikes are going around like it's no bodies buisness, I'm really surprised Kate didn't go up to tell you the truth, she flat out came out and said she didn't care that she didn't complete the challenge she didn't do
Britney Spears: (9:32:41 PM)
Britney Spears: (9:32:47 PM) wow, really? that's crazy
Mike Bahooski: (9:33:01 PM) I felt like it, let me see if I can find the thread
Britney Spears: (9:33:11 PM) see I'm on the block for the wrong reasons, like weekends i'm hardly on it's hard for me to get to a computer
Britney Spears: (9:33:13 PM) it's crazy
Britney Spears: (9:33:20 PM) I hope whoever wins will take me off the block
Britney Spears: (9:33:38 PM) or I just win it myself, cuz I don't deserve this torture
Mike Bahooski: (9:47:46 PM) nevermind, i thought Kate was more cocky in her post, but she really wasn't. any yes, good luck on PoV, I hope we can get you off of the block, and worst comes to worst you have my vote to stay
Britney Spears: (9:57:59 PM) thanks you so much Mike, I appreciate that
Mike Bahooski: (10:03:49 PM) Hey Chicka, what is your game plan on this PoV?
Britney Spears: (10:04:17 PM) Uhm.. I just went with Lady Luck
Britney Spears: (10:04:36 PM) I went to Random.org put numbers in 1-25
Britney Spears: (10:04:41 PM) and I posted it
Britney Spears: (10:04:55 PM) and pray that I can pull this off some how
Mike Bahooski: (10:05:15 PM) awesome, did you ask your questions yet?
Britney Spears: (10:05:22 PM) yes
Mike Bahooski: (10:06:35 PM) do you want to work with me to help try and pull this win off?
Mike Bahooski: (10:06:57 PM) I kind of have a strategy
Britney Spears: (10:07:07 PM) sure, i'm thinking if you win you'll pull me off
Mike Bahooski: (10:07:10 PM) but it takes a little working together
Mike Bahooski: (10:07:28 PM) that's what I was going to suggest, if I pull this win off then I'll take you off the block
Britney Spears: (10:07:45 PM) ok, so how can we work this out?
Mike Bahooski: (10:08:36 PM) We'll put each others vases last in the counting order so we will break each others vases last, if they are still available
Mike Bahooski: (10:08:50 PM) that'll help our odds
Mike Bahooski: (10:08:55 PM) my vase is 20
Britney Spears: (10:09:13 PM) mine is 5
Mike Bahooski: (10:10:33 PM) okay, so I'll put 5 last, in my crackin order, I'll also ask questions different from yours so we have a better feel for the vase order, we'll be more like asking 5 questions verse asking 2 or 3 respectively
Mike Bahooski: (10:10:46 PM) what questions did you ask and what were the answers?
Britney Spears: (10:11:22 PM) well since I don't want Bradley to win the POV I asked...Is the special prize in the numbers 11-15?

Is Bradley's Vase number 20-25?
Britney Spears: (10:11:31 PM) no answers for both
Britney Spears: (10:20:00 PM) So what';s your solution babes?
Mike Bahooski: (10:20:54 PM) well I'm thinking of questions, do they have to be all asked at once?
Britney Spears: (10:21:01 PM) yeah
Mike Bahooski: (10:21:06 PM) rats
Britney Spears: (10:21:07 PM) or I don't think they do
Britney Spears: (10:21:20 PM) just if you take longer they may not get answered
Mike Bahooski: (10:21:56 PM) it doesn't look like they specify, but I don't see any host or HC on right now to ask, because RuPaul is getting offline, maybe I will check with her real quick
Britney Spears: (10:22:24 PM) yeah ask Ru
Mike Bahooski: (10:25:14 PM) she said all at once
Mike Bahooski: (10:25:28 PM) it's in the last bit of the message
Mike Bahooski: (10:28:48 PM) I'm going to ask if the special prize is in an odd numbered vase, is the special prize in vases 1-10? and is there any females in boxes 14-19?
Britney Spears: (10:29:29 PM) ok
Britney Spears: (10:31:20 PM) is there anyone on to answer?
Mike Bahooski: (10:31:58 PM) Ru might answer, I'm checkin with
Britney Spears: (10:34:34 PM) Well I have to run
Britney Spears: (10:34:38 PM) I hope you win the POV babes
Mike Bahooski: (10:45:40 PM) okay, check for my PM to figure out what is our best strategy also
Mike Bahooski: (10:45:41 PM)
Mike Bahooski: (10:46:03 PM) that way you can adjust your crackin' list appropriately
Mike Bahooski: (10:46:05 PM)
Mike Bahooski: (10:46:19 PM) take care hun! <3
Britney Spears: (10:46:30 PM) Ok
Britney Spears: (10:46:36 PM) I gotta run, you can let me know in PM
Britney Spears: (10:46:42 PM) as to how I should put my list
Britney Spears: (10:46:49 PM) I want Bradley & Christie out first
Britney Spears: (10:46:57 PM) so as long as one of them don't win
Mike Bahooski: (10:48:01 PM) definitley, that's what I figued in asked for girl location
Mike Bahooski: (10:48:08 PM) we'll work this the best we can
Mike Bahooski: (10:48:12 PM) promise!
Britney Spears: (10:48:20 PM) Ok babes, thanks for helping me
Britney Spears: (10:48:21 PM)
Britney Spears: (10:48:23 PM) Goodnight