Lulu's Lament

[Lucy Liu]

Hey houseguests. Just want to say I'm TERRIBLY sorry for neglecting you this last round. I promise to be around more often as the game progresses. I've missed you all and your craziness and fights and such. Hope you'll all forgive me. I'll make a delicious rice pudding for those who forgive me.

xoxo
Lulu.

[Mike Birbiglia]

Is that what they call it now a days? Rice Pudding? Hmm No, it's cool Lulu, we are glad that you are still around! This is going to be real fun!