Now sashee away....

[RuPaul]

Mike,
As much as we hate to see you go (and by you we mean the free booze) JK...but here are your darling goodbye messages lovebug.


Mike: You had a power and didn't use it. You got prideful and greedy, and now you're paying for your actions. It was extremely sad to see you campaign against sean, the person who stuck their neck out for you last week.
----Adam



Mike - This isn't personal at all, you are a hilarious guy and if we had been a bit more vocal with one another we probably would have made a good team. You are a very smart man and that is why people view you as threatening.
----Bradley


Mike: I love you, you brought so much happiness to this game and you always made me laugh.. Best of luck to you babes.
-----Brit Brit

Mike, you should have used it, I warned you.
----Dianna



Mike: You are deff a really nice guy and i like you a lot, i like how we talk and can actually about normal stuff. So good luck tonight buddy, i hope its you that stays.
----Drew


Mike: I am really sorry that I voted to evict you. You are a great guy, but the decision this week was very tough. Ultimately, I decided to vote you out because I feel like you could have prevented this whereas there is nothing Sean really could have done. He really put himself out there for you last week, but you didn't really seem to care. This makes me think he would be a better long term ally than you, so thats why I am voting this way. Sorry.
----Johnny


Mike: I love you, in a way that only two people can online and I will avenge you if you managed to get backdoored . Kicking Kate square in the face with a stiletto heel will be sweet victory!
-----Lindsay


Mike: Mike I know you didn't trust me and half the time I annoyed the shit out of you, and you probably wanted to toss me down a flight of stairs into a pit of angry white women cause I hit on you so much. If I had to give you a family member title, You would be the daddy haha. You are so effing sweet Idk if its an act, but I assume it was real because I was real with you. The only thing I didn't like was the fact that you're married and you can't bang me when I need it. But I STILL LOVE YOU<3
-----Nicki

Goodbye Message to Mike: Mike if you're watching this than I'm extremely disappointed to know that this house chose to follow the plans of two people who are playing this game pretty dirty. I know that we never had any type of deal with each other, but you were certainly someone I felt I could trust and wanted to see here in the long run. You will be missed because you're honestly one of the easiest and funniest people to talk to in this house.
----Sandra

[Penn Badgley]

Mike, I really am sorry to see you go. I really enjoyed your company at the beginning of the game but I believe I did what I had to do in order to make the game easier for myself. You're a good player and a good person. In the game of Big Brother those are the two biggest evils.

Kate.

[Mike Birbiglia]

I want to take the opportunity, although it might just be for myself, but to rebuttal everyone's posts. Why not? It seems like a fun idea, and if it can ad anything to the enjoyment of the Host, then so be it.

Adam - You fuckin' tool bag. I know you are a horrible character so I really shouldn't have to justify myself to you, but I will because it'll at least squash your effort to put together an intelligent thought. Yes, I didn't use my power, you don't need to tell me that, I knew that. That was the plan. If I had come through this round with it, then holy shit it would've been awesome. You could probably say I got greedy, but that's not why I didn't use it. I didn't use it because that's why people were going after me, and I hate people trying to dictate what I am to do. I own my own actions and I stand by them. Can you do the same? Lastly you fucktard, um yeah I'm going to campaign against Sean, specially when he is the one I'm against! Why the fuck wouldn't I try and get people to vote to keep me?! Stupid ass! You really are something, and where as most people at least had the courtesy to say goodbye, you didn't! Big fuckin' surprise. Go fuck yourself, that's the only way I see you getting any.

Bradley - Thanks for everything Bradley! I think we could've made a great team too. Its always a shame to think of what could've been. You were awesome to talk to and I really did enjoy our talks. I will always hold praise to your decision in round 2 for not nominating me. It was a real show of character. I wish you the best of luck!

Britney- Thanks for being such a fun presence in this game! I really enjoyed our chats, and never doubted who you were. You weren't fake, just fun. I'm sorry if I wasn't as committed to a alliance as I would have liked to been. Albeit I think we didn't get to talk as much as we should have to really work together. You are definitley someone that I'd love to chat with more in the future.

Dianna- Bitch... Yeah I said it, you knew it already. Someone who should have gone before me, because they suck at the game, and they probably suck at life too. Boring on the boards, even more boring to talk to. Your character is one that lacks ambition. You didn't have the class to at least give me a good send off. Just told me something I already knew. Again it was my decision not to use it. I knew the risk. Why do people not get this??? I am pulling for you the most to Get The Fuck Out. And that's saying a lot when the person I dislike the most isn't the one I'm pulling to leave.

Drew- Hey Drew, thanks for everything. I really appreciated how good a person you are, and it was really cool to see you as the next HoH. You were honest with me the whole time and really were a good person to confide in while we were playing. We had good conversations and I think down the road you and I would have been a good force had we aligned more. Best of luck and It was great to meet you.

Johnny- Wow, I don't even know what to say. You really sold yourself as a true honest person early on when we started talking to one another. I now know that was all bullshit. You really are a horrible person in my mind. You really didn't care to ask me why I wasn't using my power as it seems, you seemed to already have your mind made up. The worst thing you did was that you lied to me. Like for real lied. What you don't realize is that I based part of my strategy of not using my power on you voting for me. If you would have said you were torn, or voting for Sean, that might have been the difference. The best thing at that point that I could have done for Sean was to not use my power. It gave him the votes he needed. Also if I use my power one of my allies goes up. That means I was worried about you, Lindsay or Britney going up. I decide I'd take my chances and if I don't stay then I'll be happy. So really, ask yourself who is really the one worth trusting in the long run, because I don't think you are.

Lindsay- You are like the online love of my life. Haha, but no really! We really connected in a way that I didn't anticipate, and I'm glad that we did. Everything was just so easy for us and I feel like you fell into a very elite group of people I truly trusted. I am pulling for you to go so very far. I'm sad that I don't have a jury vote, and could see you and someone else in the final two. If that was the case, you would have my vote. I know you are going to try your hardest to pull this one out. I'll be cheering for you, and anything you avenge for me, I will love you for. Missin' you tons!

Nicki- You by far made me laugh the most! That's saying a lot coming from a funny man. I did trust you, in the end at least. I think because of who you are, it's hard for people to let you in. Just because of how prying you were it made me a little uneasy, but really I talked with you probably the most, and I'm really sad that we won't be able to talk much game anymore, not that we really talked much to begin with. I understand why you didn't vote for me too, but honestly I'm not upset, I know you wanted to look out for your little white boy.

Will finish Sandra and Kate later.