Post by Mike Birbiglia on Jan 1, 2011 3:52:32 GMT -5
Starz Name: Mike Birbiglia
Pick one of the OTHER top 18 Starz and tell us which one you are most similar to and why. (2 sentence minimum please) I'm going to unfortunately put two people because I interpreted this question two ways. 1) Sean Hayes is most like Mike Birbiglia because despite him being gay, I've always just been a little bit gay. I also believe unlike all the other tools in this house hold, we are the least likely to woo the women of the house with our looks. Yes Sean won't be trying to woo the girls. Just let me have my moment. 2) Kate Beckinsale is most like who I personally am, and maybe not the real Kate Beckinsale, but whoever is playing her seems to have the most carefree and enjoyable personality so far out of everyone I've seen post. Granted it is still early.
Which Starz do you WANT to see make the final 14 (aside from yourself). Please list 3 and give a reason for each. Although it wouldn't be cheating, I feel it would be a cop out to take the obviously easy road of selecting the two above. Just know that I would desire Sean Hayes and Kate Beckinsale for the reasons listed above. Also you didn't say list only three. Just so I give you three original people, here they are. Johnny Knoxville: I love Jackass, in fact some people would consider me one, so with that being said, I would love the company of a fellow jackass in this house. He also kind of reminds me of Dick from BB. Jana Kramer: Eye candy, simple as that. Noah Wyle: I know he really isn't a doctor, but he once played one, and I feel like he is most qualified to tend to some one if there was a medical emergency in the house.
Which Starz do you NOT WANT to see make the final 14. Please list 3 and give a reason for each. There are just so many, but I'll only give three. Dianna Agron: I mean this in the nicest way possible, but that blonde bimbo bitch needs to see her way outta here. She has been barely understandable when posting on the boards so far, and she has barely made any effort to interact with me. I can tell she has that teenage, high school clique attitude. Wait I guess she is perfectly in character. Also Blake, do you want another Blonde to steal the spotlight? Sandra Bullock: It would have been better if she said nothing at all. To just come in and say good luck, but not interact with the other potential house guests was a bit of disrespect in my book. Get the hell out with your good luck too. Drew Van Acker: Tool bag, and looks like from what I've seen on the boards thus far just a pansy ass whiner. I don't need any competition for king of the Whine and Cheese.
Give us a sample of your Diary Room writing. (5 sentence minimum please). Here is a scenario you can use if you'd like: Pretend that you just won HoH but now the majority of the house is suggesting you nominate your closest ally. You don't want to oust your alliance, but you fear that if you don't nominate them that you'll piss off the whole house. :::Sigh:::
Why didn't I just throw that challenge, I always seem to be put in these positions and now everyone is wanting me to put Noah up. I just don't know if I can put him up, and convince him that he is safe. I don't know if I can get enough votes to keep him. I've talked to everyone and even though Noah has been mostly suggested, most people are also open to voting out Dianna. I need 4 votes to keep Noah and I only have two. The best case would be if I put Noah up, and give Noah and I the best chance at PoV, so that I can take him down and backdoor Dianna. She won't even see it coming and I think enough people see her as a threat that they won't put two and two together that I saved Noah or even better if he saved himself.
Who is hotter, Penn or Blake? Would you consider a threesome with us? Blake is way hotter. Sorry Penn, you know in any relationship the woman pulls all the chains and I don't think things are any different between you and her. Threesome? Hell yes! The real question is would you consider a threesome with me. I'm not the kind of guy who has a huge weight problem, but I am the kind of guy who could really put the brakes on an orgy. Everyone would be like, "Was he invited? Why is he eating a cake?" I've never been in an orgy. I feel like it'd be like what happens when I try and play pick-up basketball. Like, no one passes me the ball, everyone asks me to keep my shirt on.
Do you know any of the other applicants who are in the final 18? If yes, from where? Saying yes will not affect if you are chosen. We just want to be aware of any possible relationships coming into this game! Yes, I understand that Marshall Mathers is Seb
I've played with him before, need I say more? No one should know who I am, I'm playing straight up alias.
Finally, this is your last chance to wow us. Just don't put us to sleep, please. We want an awesome cast, so dig deep people! Tell us ANYTHING that will make it impossible for us to overlook you. Needless to say Hosts, I have every intention of dedicating myself to this game, and I can't imagine for a second why I wouldn't apply myself 100%. I want the Host and HC to be as big a part of the fun in here as I know us HouseGuest can be, so if I can help, let me know. Please by all means interact with me. I love it, and I hope you will too. Thanks for your consideration.
Pick one of the OTHER top 18 Starz and tell us which one you are most similar to and why. (2 sentence minimum please) I'm going to unfortunately put two people because I interpreted this question two ways. 1) Sean Hayes is most like Mike Birbiglia because despite him being gay, I've always just been a little bit gay. I also believe unlike all the other tools in this house hold, we are the least likely to woo the women of the house with our looks. Yes Sean won't be trying to woo the girls. Just let me have my moment. 2) Kate Beckinsale is most like who I personally am, and maybe not the real Kate Beckinsale, but whoever is playing her seems to have the most carefree and enjoyable personality so far out of everyone I've seen post. Granted it is still early.
Which Starz do you WANT to see make the final 14 (aside from yourself). Please list 3 and give a reason for each. Although it wouldn't be cheating, I feel it would be a cop out to take the obviously easy road of selecting the two above. Just know that I would desire Sean Hayes and Kate Beckinsale for the reasons listed above. Also you didn't say list only three. Just so I give you three original people, here they are. Johnny Knoxville: I love Jackass, in fact some people would consider me one, so with that being said, I would love the company of a fellow jackass in this house. He also kind of reminds me of Dick from BB. Jana Kramer: Eye candy, simple as that. Noah Wyle: I know he really isn't a doctor, but he once played one, and I feel like he is most qualified to tend to some one if there was a medical emergency in the house.
Which Starz do you NOT WANT to see make the final 14. Please list 3 and give a reason for each. There are just so many, but I'll only give three. Dianna Agron: I mean this in the nicest way possible, but that blonde bimbo bitch needs to see her way outta here. She has been barely understandable when posting on the boards so far, and she has barely made any effort to interact with me. I can tell she has that teenage, high school clique attitude. Wait I guess she is perfectly in character. Also Blake, do you want another Blonde to steal the spotlight? Sandra Bullock: It would have been better if she said nothing at all. To just come in and say good luck, but not interact with the other potential house guests was a bit of disrespect in my book. Get the hell out with your good luck too. Drew Van Acker: Tool bag, and looks like from what I've seen on the boards thus far just a pansy ass whiner. I don't need any competition for king of the Whine and Cheese.
Give us a sample of your Diary Room writing. (5 sentence minimum please). Here is a scenario you can use if you'd like: Pretend that you just won HoH but now the majority of the house is suggesting you nominate your closest ally. You don't want to oust your alliance, but you fear that if you don't nominate them that you'll piss off the whole house. :::Sigh:::
Why didn't I just throw that challenge, I always seem to be put in these positions and now everyone is wanting me to put Noah up. I just don't know if I can put him up, and convince him that he is safe. I don't know if I can get enough votes to keep him. I've talked to everyone and even though Noah has been mostly suggested, most people are also open to voting out Dianna. I need 4 votes to keep Noah and I only have two. The best case would be if I put Noah up, and give Noah and I the best chance at PoV, so that I can take him down and backdoor Dianna. She won't even see it coming and I think enough people see her as a threat that they won't put two and two together that I saved Noah or even better if he saved himself.Who is hotter, Penn or Blake? Would you consider a threesome with us? Blake is way hotter. Sorry Penn, you know in any relationship the woman pulls all the chains and I don't think things are any different between you and her. Threesome? Hell yes! The real question is would you consider a threesome with me. I'm not the kind of guy who has a huge weight problem, but I am the kind of guy who could really put the brakes on an orgy. Everyone would be like, "Was he invited? Why is he eating a cake?" I've never been in an orgy. I feel like it'd be like what happens when I try and play pick-up basketball. Like, no one passes me the ball, everyone asks me to keep my shirt on.
Do you know any of the other applicants who are in the final 18? If yes, from where? Saying yes will not affect if you are chosen. We just want to be aware of any possible relationships coming into this game! Yes, I understand that Marshall Mathers is Seb
I've played with him before, need I say more? No one should know who I am, I'm playing straight up alias.Finally, this is your last chance to wow us. Just don't put us to sleep, please. We want an awesome cast, so dig deep people! Tell us ANYTHING that will make it impossible for us to overlook you. Needless to say Hosts, I have every intention of dedicating myself to this game, and I can't imagine for a second why I wouldn't apply myself 100%. I want the Host and HC to be as big a part of the fun in here as I know us HouseGuest can be, so if I can help, let me know. Please by all means interact with me. I love it, and I hope you will too. Thanks for your consideration.